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Man Shares Story Of How A Stray Dog Attacked Him In The Middle Of The Night While He Was Pleasuring Himself

by Maryjane

Public dangers from stray dogs, particularly when they are in packs, do exist. Moreover, they could spread illnesses like rabies which is a fatal viral disease that can be passed to humans through the saliva or bite of an infected animal.

Animals on the streets may be rabid, ill, injured, hungry, maltreated, afraid, traumatized, worried, or trying to protect their young. When threatened or provoked, these animals may attack.

An animal health expert may instantly put to sleep any stray or unwanted dog, cat, or ferret that bites someone but it's important to get a shot if you've been bitten by them. Redditor u/Actual_Tax3258 was attacked by a stray dog, and he shares his story with the r/tifu subreddit community.

According to him, he's been out in the country visiting his parents because his dad had knee surgery and his mother has a broken foot. So he helps them run errands.

The OP's parents retire by 6, which leaves him with 6 hours to kill with nothing but his old room, the internet, copious amounts of wine, and a snowy country landscape to wander around in. The OP has a spot where he normally goes to do his business, but on this particular day, he had an unexpected guest.

A stray dog came around and latched onto his hand, but he managed to fight it off and got a rabies shot afterward. Read his story for yourself below. 

The Story Starts

The Story Startsu/Actual_Tax3258

They have a glass of wine or two around 5 and are done for the day by six

They have a glass of wine or two around 5 and are done for the day by sixu/Actual_Tax3258

Yes, kind of like Homelander in that one scene from The Boys

Yes, kind of like Homelander in that one scene from The Boysu/Actual_Tax3258

The moment the OP had that task completed, this thing had latched itself onto his arm

The moment the OP had that task completed, this thing had latched itself onto his armu/Actual_Tax3258

And now, we head into the comments section of the Reddit thread

And now, we head into the comments section of the Reddit threadReddit

This Redditor wants to know what kind of dog it is

This Redditor wants to know what kind of dog it isReddit

Just imagine what this Redditor is imagining

Just imagine what this Redditor is imaginingReddit

This Redditor is waiting patiently for an update

This Redditor is waiting patiently for an updateReddit

This comment made the OP laugh out loud

This comment made the OP laugh out loudReddit

Who has watched the final scene of The Grey?

Who has watched the final scene of The Grey?Reddit

The dog apparently thought it was a sausage

The dog apparently thought it was a sausageReddit

The scar question arrives

The scar question arrivesReddit

What this tired Redditor read the title as

What this tired Redditor read the title asReddit

You encountered the elusive Blueball Terrier

You encountered the elusive Blueball TerrierReddit

Want to know what the crunchier means?

Want to know what the crunchier means?Reddit

This Redditor thinks the OP might be The Masturbating Werewolf

This Redditor thinks the OP might be The Masturbating WerewolfReddit

The comments keeps getting more interesting

The comments keeps getting more interestingReddit

A Redditor suggesting the OP would have sprayed the dog

A Redditor suggesting the OP would have sprayed the dogReddit

Doing what you did last time will bring the dog out

Doing what you did last time will bring the dog outReddit

The OP had experienced a little life moment

The OP had experienced a little life momentReddit

Here we go again

Here we go againReddit

The optimism is a big morale boost

The optimism is a big morale boostReddit

LoL... Seems the OP hid some teeny weeny details from us

LoL... Seems the OP hid some teeny weeny details from usReddit

You got to go find the dog

You got to go find the dogReddit

Talk about the 1000 More Ways to Die, and you can count OP as one of the lucky ones. You've read what Redditors had to say regarding the OP's story, and now it's your turn.

Head over to the comments section to drop your opinions, and don't forget to share this post to entertain someone else as well.

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