Ever Seen A Cat's Teeth? You're About To Fall In Love 50 Times!
Ever seen a cat smile? I bet not.
Cats are some of the most brutal, liquid-filled animals who regard humans as slaves. It's a bitter fact you most likely agree to.
When a cat smiles at you, or simply gives you access to view their teeth, also lovingly known as 'teefies', you know there's something going on. If it doesn't accompany the hissing, whatever that's going on won't kill you.
Cats are like celebrities of the animal kingdom I feel. They have human slaves, they get pets and are carried around no matter how old they are.
They demand and get personal space in style, and they don't have to play fetch. They're elite, I guess... and people who parent cats will agree.
So what do we, the human slaves, get in return?
Of course, we don't get paid to scrub out the remains of a pigeon or throw out the litter to give them a 'lumpless' pooping experience. So how and why do we do this without the money?
We do this because we get access to the teefies without the hissing! Anyone who's ever seen the precious teefies knows what I'm talking about.
Access to those tiny, cute, adorable, little, teenie weenie cat teeth (that would most definitely melt anyone's heart) is how we get paid!
What you're about to see below is a special scroll designated to celebrate cat teefies, because why not? Let the teefies rule over your heart!
1. Good day to you!
jasontaken2. Here, look at this!
cheechandbong420693. What did you say, buster?
-LoremIpsum-4. He's a teeficorn, people.
Dionlewis1235. A teef blanket!
Komplexs6. Aww, what a happy, satisfied kitty!
FruityImpracticality
7. Vampire teef! You don't want to be at the receiving end of this.
nicoledannyel
8. This is what a cat mid-yawn looks like.
Elizajaynez
9. Hey, I'm here!
atomlib_com
10. This just made my heart explode!
aigle321
11. Say cheese!
teedpop
12. What do you get when you cross a cat with a snake?
Pineappleby
13. That's the most smushable face on the planet!
mirandanielcz
14. With one ear and permanent teefies, this 3 month old wants to find her forever loving home
pm_me_cutestufff
15. Here's a cat sneeze!
STOPITDONKEY
16. This is River, and she's hangry!
emianne610
17. Look at those cute, but painful teef!
Lacted136
18. I touched my screen to satisfy my teef touching urge.
lizazvk
19. Say, what?
Generic_Badger
20. A ball of fluff with a face and teef!
Regreddit4321
21. I smells food.
FancyMustardJar
22. What a cutie!
Sufficient-Chance-24
23. Here's a vamcat (Vampire + Cat)!
DrBumfuzzle
24. Can you see those cute little teef?!
Max100ceTD
25. Here's another vamcat!
WhiskeyKiloLima
26. Looks like it hurts, but cat parents will agree it doesn't!
watercolorstain90
27. Aww, may I boop you?
AlphaTyger
28. Static cat with teef!
noeelise
29. If I fits, I sits.
keysersozeisme
30. Here's Timon, a termite obsessed with wood.
laranur
31. A classic teefie exposure when you arrive with food.
ATinySnek
32. Here's Yoshi, born to smile!
megajazz
33. Here's Rexie, the goodest cat that ever walked the planet.
hazel037
34. Remember this dude? 4 months later and he's still like this!
FruityImpracticality
35. Teeg gap? Focus on the cuteness, people.
waldbeeren
36. There's a cat bed and there's a basin. Basin always wins.
mageosnsu
37. Little Echo showing his teef while playing with a paper bag!
Sharpo1702
38. Oh I want this. May I please have the honor?
peduuzis
39. Here's Zipper, excited and loud. And teefy.
idkvroo
40. Those are some great teef shots, but I don't think she's happy.
Catseni
41. Oh here's a cute house guard!
PauseButton
42. This cat's screaming YOLO, for sure!
Kami_Azaaaaaa
43. Meonji eating healthy!
Slow-moving-sloth
44. That's a photogenic cat with adorable little teefies!
_breeeeezy
45. Tree teefies!
pursuitoffruit
46. That's a happy kitty!
Aqenix
47. Look at those teefies!
lil_kotter
48. Diet? Not happening, sorry not sorry.
flabbypandas
49. Percy didn't want to be left behind!
TayTheCynic
50. Upside down teefies!
thewolf423
In Summary....
Cat teefies are the internet's latest sensation, and for good reason too! Have you ever, in your entire life, ever come across such cute teeth?
I bet not. Teefies are most likely the weapon they use to melt our hearts so they can continue planning their world takeover. Whatever it may be, it's still better than an alien invasion, right?
