You Will Need Your Shocked Pikachu Face After Reading These 35 Anonymous Secrets Confessed to the Fesshole Twitter Account
How many secrets are considered a healthy amount? No matter how honest you are with yourself or others, you have secrets you will never tell.
Even self-proclaimed "open books" have secrets they will never speak of. Keeping certain things to yourself is just a part of being human.
If you keep too many secrets, they will eventually weigh on you. In this case, it's best to confess a little before you blow up like a baking soda volcano.
However, it is not always easy to verbalize those secrets. The fear of being shamed or judged by the people we know and love can be overwhelming.
Fortunately, Fesshole is always ready to hear us out. Fesshole started as a Twitter account where secret-keepers can anonymously confess their deepest secrets without fear of being discovered.
The catch is that everyone with internet access can stumble upon your confession. All you have to do is submit your confession and wait for strangers on the internet to decide whether to absolve you or not.
The sure thing is that your identity will never be revealed. The confessions on the account range from silly to absurd, and even downright disturbing.
These brave confessions are becoming increasingly popular, with more than 500,000 sets of eyes reading your secrets. Here are some of the favorites:
1. You shouldn't have looked back
2. This is both sweet and hair-raising
3. Leave this confession here and never tell your wife
4. Hey, you have to do what you need to do to keep your job interesting
5. The important question is, did you get it out?
6. Adults are just tall children
7. We all need to check our electronics again
8. Thank you for this wonderful life hack, friend
9. Who's your fish guy?
10. The hero we never knew we needed
11. This would be entertaining, except I work from home and I'm alone
12. This is the secret to a happy marriage
13. This is a good solution
14. Overripe banana yellow?
15. Oooh, date night idea!
16. You married the wrong family member
17. You should never forget your roots
18. This is a secret you take to your afterlife (if there is one)
19. That's an indicator you should stop puffing
20. The hidden foundation of a happy marriage
21. What a beautiful thing to do for a loved one
22. It's called reparations
23. Oh man, your dog needs to start charging you both
24. This hits a little too close to home
25. They'll be sneakier next time because of this
26. It's not a bad strategy
27. Ah, an opportunity to be the adult you needed when you were a kid
28. This is wholesome and also a huge fire hazard
29. The audacity to throw a watch party using a Netflix account owned by the person you just dumped!
30. Some crimes are justified, just saying
There are so many great confessions featured on the Fesshole Twitter account, but these are the only ones we can fit. Many of them are funny, but there are some that will definitely make you pause.
Are you brave enough to confess anonymously to a few hundred thousand internet strangers? If you are, then what are you waiting for?
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