You Will Need Your Shocked Pikachu Face After Reading These 35 Anonymous Secrets Confessed to the Fesshole Twitter Account
Fesshole has built a whole corner of the internet around one thing, anonymous confessions that are equal parts funny, awkward, and a little alarming.
People submit their secrets to the Twitter account and hope the internet is feeling generous that day. Some confessions are harmless, some are messy, and some are the kind you would never say out loud to anyone you know.
These are the ones that really stand out, and a few of them are hard to forget.
1. You shouldn't have looked back
2. This is both sweet and hair-raising
3. Leave this confession here and never tell your wife
Some of these confessions are way too specific to be accidental.
4. Hey, you have to do what you need to do to keep your job interesting
5. The important question is, did you get it out?
6. Adults are just tall children
7. We all need to check our electronics again
That one probably sounded better in their head.
8. Thank you for this wonderful life hack, friend
9. Who's your fish guy?
10. The hero we never knew we needed
11. This would be entertaining, except I work from home and I'm alone
12. This is the secret to a happy marriage
Marriage advice has never looked this unhinged.
Curiosity can get messy, just like one man’s squid ink experiment that turned dark fast.
13. This is a good solution
14. Overripe banana yellow?
15. Oooh, date night idea!
16. You married the wrong family member
17. You should never forget your roots
18. This is a secret you take to your afterlife (if there is one)
At this point, the confessions are just getting bolder.
19. That's an indicator you should stop puffing
20. The hidden foundation of a happy marriage
21. What a beautiful thing to do for a loved one
22. It's called reparations
23. Oh man, your dog needs to start charging you both
Even the dog has been dragged into this mess.
24. This hits a little too close to home
25. They'll be sneakier next time because of this
26. It's not a bad strategy
27. Ah, an opportunity to be the adult you needed when you were a kid
28. This is wholesome and also a huge fire hazard
29. The audacity to throw a watch party using a Netflix account owned by the person you just dumped!
30. Some crimes are justified, just saying
There are so many great confessions featured on the Fesshole Twitter account, but these are the only ones we can fit. Many of them are funny, but there are some that will definitely make you pause.
Are you brave enough to confess anonymously to a few hundred thousand internet strangers? If you are, then what are you waiting for?
Some secrets are funny until they land in front of a crowd.
After these “anonymous secrets,” you have to see what airsoft prankster did to a dog point-blank.
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