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30 of Funniest Cat Jokes That You Can Find On Vet Clinic Signs, And They Are All Hilarious

by Damjan

People don’t like going to the doctor, so we can't really blame the cats for not wanting to go to the vet. People don’t like to take their pets to the vet, because they get nervous, annoyed and hard to control. And that raises tension.

What is the best tension relief? Jokes. And cats are a great inspiration for jokes. But they have to be good, because cats have great taste, and don’t want cheap fun.

We have collected the funniest jokes that vet clinics place on their signs to relieve tension.

Are they funny to cats? The cats weren’t in the mood to talk about it. But they are funny to us. Definitely.

#1

#1Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

in 2016, 82.8 percent of dog-owning homes and 54.3 percent of cat-owning homes made at least one visit to the pet clinic.

Total expenditure on veterinary care for all categories of pets was $27.8 billion during 2016.

#2

#2Highland Road Animal Hospital

Cats ought to visit the vet at least once a year to get their inoculations. indoor cats don't require as many vaccinations as ones that live primarily or partially outdoors, they do need the ones that are regarded as "core" vaccines essential for all cats. VetMed says that the core feline vaccines are those for feline herpesvirus 1 (FHV1), feline calicivirus (FCV), feline panleukopenia virus (FPV), feline leukemia virus (FeLV - kittens) and rabies.

#3

#3Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

Among cat-owning homes that visited veterinarians, 89.1 percent had a "regular veterinarian." They stated that the reasons are that they are knowledgeable, provide high-quality care and because their regular veterinarian is kind and empathetic and handles dogs or cats well.

“Cat ownership is less defined than dog ownership”, said Dr. Apryl Steele, president of the American Association of Feline Practitioners and CEO of the Dumb Friends League in Denver. "People who feed community cats and even provide a safe shelter for them often do not consider themselves the owner of the cat. However, if the cat is injured, they may be the person who would bring the cat to the veterinarian" 

#4

#4Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

The AVMA Pet Ownership and Demographics Sourcebook says:, "Visits to the veterinarian per pet per year have remained fairly stable for a decade or longer: 1.5 times per dog, 0.7 times per cat, 0.1 times per bird and 0.7 times per horse.

#5

#5Petaluma Veterinary Hospital

#6

#6Highland Road Animal Hospital

#7

#7Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

#8

#8Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

#9

#9Highland Road Animal Hospital

#10

#10Frontier Veterinary Hospital

#11

#11Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

#12

#12Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital

#13

#13Acton Animal Hospital

#14

#14HollyRidgeVet

#15

#15Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

#16

#16Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

#17

#17Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

#18

#18ActonAnimalHospital

#19

#19Petaluma Veterinary Hospital

#20

#20Frontier Veterinary Hospital

#21

#21

#22

#22Frontier Veterinary Hospital

#23

#23HighlandRoadAnimalHospital

#24

#24frontiervet

#25

#25HighlandRoadAnimalHospital/

#26

#26EauGallieVet

#27

#27Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

#28

#28Petaluma Veterinary Hospital

#29

#29Frontier Veterinary Hospital

#30

#30Highland Road Animal Hospital

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