As a Cat, I Can't Even Begin to Fathom Why Dogs Do These Utterly Ridiculous Things
Willow the cat has had enough of dog behavior, and honestly, she has a point. From sticks and tail-chasing to barking at reflections and drinking from toilets, this is a full-on roast of the canine species.
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In this playful roundup, Willow lays out the dog habits that make absolutely no sense to her, even if humans seem to find them charming. The list moves from everyday quirks to the kind of behavior that makes a cat sit back and judge in silence.
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Don't you guys ever get tired of being such try-hards? We know you're 'man's best friend,' but come on, some humility would be much appreciated.
And what's the deal with sticks? It's pathetic how easily your kind can be entertained.
See how ridiculous you look? It's time to STOP.
You guys are so easy; you have to let them earn your affection, not shower them with it.
Let's not forget how needy you guys are; it's truly desperate.
Also, if you need a laugh after your “STOP. BARKING. AT. YOUR. OW” moment, these funny animal meme shares never miss.
STOP. BARKING. AT. YOUR. OWN. REFLECTION.
It's almost 2020, and dogs are still chasing their tails. Pawthetic!
Putting your heads out of the car window is not only dangerous but also completely unnecessary. Why can't you be more like us?
Even your next generation is doomed.
It's truly embarrassing that I have to explain such an obvious thing. COMMON SENSE, PEOPLE!
Drinking out of the toilet? Really?
It's truly embarrassing that you get so ecstatic about being paraded around by humans.
Why are you barking all the time? It's not like you would ever see me meowing for no apparent reason.
You guys have a serious humping issue; you need to do something about it.
Let's not forget the fact that you sniff each other's butts. D I S G U S T I N G!
And to conclude, what's your problem with us? Huh?
Want more “he knew he wasn’t going back” energy, read what cats and dogs felt when they were first brought home.
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