Move Over I Rate Dogs, It's Finally Time to Rate Cats
Some internet ideas are so simple they feel inevitable, and The Cat Reviewer is one of them. The Twitter account invites people to spot a cat, snap a photo, and send in a review, turning everyday feline encounters into tiny acts of public appreciation.
That means street cats, porch cats, and random neighborhood fluff all get the same treatment, with ratings that are funny, affectionate, and just a little bit chaotic. The result is a feed full of cats being judged like celebrities, and somehow it works perfectly.
Here are some of the best cat reviews so far, and they are exactly as charming as you would hope.
1. I hope her kittens are okay.
2. Honest Catto
3. I, too, would risk my health for the happiness of belly rubs.
Some of these reviews are pure poetry.
4. I love him.
5. Raccoon? Cat? Yes.
6. Soggy Delight.
7. How rude.
8. Floof levels: majestic.
9. I bet those purrs are ameowzing.
10. The Campsite Inspector with Floofy Ears
11. Beautiful Blossom
The compliments keep getting better.
12. High-key jealous ASF.
13. So chill.
14. I'd like to see her again.
15. Trouble? I wish it were double.
16. Very helpful.
17. What a face!
18. It's her right.
19. Impawsible not to gush over.
At this point, the reviewers are fully committed.
Also, if you love cat chaos, check the “suspects” from the Crime Cats mid-heist subreddit.
20. Boss-eyed, I love it.
21. Who doesn't love hairy trousers?
22. Strokes > Food
23. Doing a mighty hide and seek.
24. Twice the Nice: Catception
25. Lovely markings, cozy cuddles.
26. He is doing his best.
Even the awkward ones get a loving review.
27. The Pub Goer
28. R I S K Y frisky.
29. A lovely lady.
30. Kinda rude, still worthy.
Long live the internet's most wholesome cat commentary.
After reading about “crime cats” proudly caught mid-heist, you’ll never look at a purr the same.
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