Dog Owners Are Being Savage On Twitter By Sharing And Roasting Their Pets And Their Worst Habits
Some dogs are sweet, loyal, and perfectly behaved, until they decide to act like tiny chaos machines. That is exactly the kind of energy driving this Twitter thread, where dog owners are roasting their pets for the worst habits they have managed to normalize at home.
The conversation started with Drew Magary, who encouraged people to publicly insult their dogs behind their backs, and the replies quickly turned into a parade of lazy, dramatic, and strangely entitled pets. From couch hogs to food thieves, these owners had plenty to complain about, even if they clearly still adore their dogs.
The thread is funny, petty, and very relatable for anyone who lives with a dog that knows exactly how to push buttons. Read on.
"I say use the Internet to ruthlessly insult your dog behind its back."
#1 Lazy dog.
#2 Worn out from "nothing."
That is a very dramatic way to be tired.
#3 Why do we always have to adjust to them?
#4 Maybe he made that part of his routine?
#5 How is he having a SECOND free meal and doing nothing?
Some dogs really do act like the house is theirs.
This is the same kind of reckless behavior as the netizen furious about unleashed dogs putting other people in danger.
#6 Is that dog threatening you or something?
"Look at that underbite and those teeth. My God, invest in a set of braces, dog," Craig Stephenson captioned this ridiculous picture of his dog.
#7 I suggest you buy your own couch, dude.
"Look at this three taking up the entire couch. Must have been a busy day barking at kids on the sidewalk coming home from school," this fur parent posted.
#8 If only his barking were worth a dollar too.
#9 Just cancel your Netflix premium subscription.
That dog has expensive taste for no reason at all.
#10 Is the dog's poop a baby tooth too?
#11 "Always has the munchies."
#12 The Dog, Laser Eye, and the Shower.
#13 Uhhh?? Is there any animal psychological explanation for this?
"Waylon is 6 years old, and I still have to wipe his a** occasionally. If he were a human child, we'd be asking the doctor if this was cause for concern," Martin Drake, a fellow dog owner, retweeted.
#14 I don't know, but the dog might have different values.
Although all of the good boys have turned bad, they've still managed to acquire good boy dogs despite this. The doggos in this Twitter thread are both completely carefree and hilarious.
Do you have a dog at home as well? Please like this post, join the discussion below, and tell us about some of the naughty behaviors that your good boy has.
That thread was pure pet-owner chaos.
For another “what do we do with this dog” blow-up, see the owner debating rehoming a troublesome adopted pet while their partner disapproves.
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