Two Doggos Pair Up To Treat The Internet With Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Some dogs are content to nap, fetch, and look cute, but Madeline and Barnabus have a much bigger job. These Neapolitan Mastiffs from upstate New York were turned into the stars of a playful Instagram account built around cheesy pick-up lines, and the result is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.
Their humans leaned all the way into the joke, pairing the dogs’ giant, lovable faces with dry one-liners that somehow make the whole thing work. With thousands of followers already along for the ride, the account has become a steady stream of internet bait for anyone who enjoys a little cringe with their cute.
And once the fireman jokes start rolling in, it gets hard not to keep scrolling.
Meet Madeline and Barnabus!

They're Neapolitan Mastiffs living in Upstate New York.

Their humans decided to put their cuteness to the test...

And created this fantastic Instagram account full of dry pick-up lines.

A tiny bit of internet chaos was clearly inevitable.
They now have over 13 thousand followers!

So you could say it's obvious that people are loving them.

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They make cheesy pick-up lines seem irresistible.

Who doesn't like a cute fireman?

They'll make even the coldest hearts melt.

Or maybe they'll just steal your heart completely!

Whatever pick-up line you prefer, they really feature something for everyone.

The jokes are as corny as the dogs are adorable.
Aw pup, I like you latte too!

Not only are they the cutest dogs you'll see today, but they're ridiculously well-behaved too!

SUPER well-behaved! I just love them so much.

That might be the most convincing pick-up line of all.
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