31 Hilarious And Accurate Tweets About How It Feels To Own A Dachshund
Dachshunds may be tiny, but the internet has plenty to say about their giant personalities. These low-slung dogs are famous for looking cute one minute and acting like fearless little hunters the next, which is exactly why so many owners end up with stories that feel too accurate to ignore. That mix makes them lovable, and a little chaotic.
Read on for the funniest takes on what it is really like to own a dachshund.
Of course, you must know that dachshunds are small-game hunters.
Just read that straight: THE DACHSHUNDS WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
So what are the most aggressive dog breeds again?
"Dachshunds bite first and don't give a f**k, ever."
Behind Alfie's fluffy appearance and sweet personality is a determined badger-hunting dog.
Always a badger creeper.
They were indeed bred to fight ferocious badgers.
It takes a lot of patience and expertise to train dogs.
Dachshunds are cool too. They can be chill and wear cowboy hats.
Martin is taking this huge stick because he has a 'big dog complex.'
It seems that they only like those who belong to the same dachshund population.
Can you call that obsession?
This also matches the teenager who punched the entitled woman after she dragged her dog.
This owner has not yet seen how his sweet dachshund has transformed into a fearless little warrior.
At least he's a well-behaved and well-mannered boy!
This Doxie loves belly rubs.
Cute and affectionate at home, but really tough doggies outside.
This is a reminder never to mock a dachshund if you don't want to get yourself ripped apart!
Sweet but territorial.
So the feeling is mutual. Just when you thought it was only dachshunds who hate other dog breeds, look how other dogs hate dachshunds too.
It's dachshunds vs. other dogs and vice versa.
One protective dachshund owner here.
To his owner, he is simply the sweetest but certainly dislikes other people, animals, and even cars.
Call it responsible pet ownership.
Dachshunds are too much.
Exclusivity is their thing.
Great to see these neighboring dogs and a cat getting along together.
Bite first, ask questions later!
That is a pretty obvious barrier.
Sweet and adorable Gracie and Willie.
"Barking is my hobby."
Dachshunds can bite you and anyone else.
Dachshunds can be sweet and adorable, funny to look at, and sometimes playful, but they can be aggressive, especially if they feel threatened.
They are small-bodied animals, but they have a mentality that makes them believe they are bigger than anyone. Yes, they fear no one and can send larger animals running.
Wondering about the “bite first” debate? See people arguing over which dogs are most likely to bite.
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