"If Dogs Had Quora, What Kind Of Questions Would They Ask?" Gets Interesting And Funny Replies Online
Dogs may not be able to type out their thoughts, but that has never stopped people from wondering what they would ask if they could. In this Quora thread, the answers lean funny, oddly emotional, and very dog-like.
The setup is simple enough, a question about what dogs would want to know if they had their own version of Quora. From there, the replies wander into loyalty, food, confusion, and the eternal mystery of why humans leave the house without them.
The result is a surprisingly entertaining mix of jokes and heart, and a few of the answers are almost too relatable for anyone who has ever lived with a dog. Read on.
1. Who is a good boy?
2. These questions are hilarious
The first replies already set the tone.
3. It's the last question for me
The dog next door sniffed my ass. Does she like me?
What are the best life hacks for getting under the backyard fence?
Why do cats think they’re better than me?
I accidentally took a dump in the house. What’s the best way to hide it from my human?
I accidentally ripped up the rug. Should I apologize? Hide? Help!
I’m 16 years old. I’ve had 4 surgeries. I often forget where I am. And last week, I fouled the carpet. Is it too late for me to learn new tricks?
I heard my human call another human a ‘dirty dog.’ Is that racist?
10,000 house cats vs. 1,000 stray dogs. Who would win?
What’s a good trick to get my human to give me more food?
Is it possible to get a pillow pregnant?
4. Good questions
5. These are pretty sad questions
6. Interesting questions
My owner only feeds me once a day, whereas she gets to eat 3 times a day. Is this wrong?
Why does my owner hate it when I bark? She yells at me when I do it.
What can I do to get my owner to throw the ball for me?
How can I stop my owner from bathing me?
Why do cats keep coming into my yard? It's my territory, but they still come.
How can I attract female dogs? They don't seem to be interested in me.
How can I get my baby puppy to listen to me? She keeps rolling her eyes at me.
When will dogs rule the world?
My owner keeps taking me to the vet; should I run away?
Why can't I catch my tail? Am I too short?
What does roll over mean?
I am 10 months old and 14 inches; how tall will I be as an adult dog?
Do you think only adult dogs should be allowed on Quora?
If humans had Quora, what kind of questions would they ask?
Some of these answers get a little more thoughtful.
This is basically like the Redditor whose owner thought “floor bacon” was fine, until it wasn’t.
7. Doggo bond
8. All about the human
9. Loving the questions
10. All about my person
There are always times when you want to get a reply. You probably talk to your dog as often as he’ll listen, and occasionally, when he cocks his head back and forth with eager ears, you wonder whether he actually understands a word you’re saying.
But then we have these questions that our dogs might ask if they could speak. Do add yours in the comments below.
That is a lot of dog logic in one thread.
Keep the laughs going, see what dog owners said their pets’ first sentence would be, “Feed me.”
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