Texts Your Cat Would Send You If They Had Fingers
Cats have a talent for acting like the entire house revolves around them, and somehow, they usually make that feel true. They demand attention, food, warmth, and the best seat in the room, then look personally offended when they do not get it right away.
That is exactly the joke behind this collection of fake text messages, which imagines what cats would say if they could actually type. The results are dramatic, needy, and weirdly believable, because every cat owner has seen this behavior in real life.
By the time you get to the last one, you may start wondering if your own cat has been sending messages all along.
Liar:
Bathroom:
Shpillow??:
And yes, this “liar, bathroom, parties” energy is exactly like cats who’d be too chaotic for office life.
Hooters:
Parties:
Cats literally do this all the time.
See what I mean? Overdramatic.
Sorry:
For more cat chaos like the “ROFLing for days” tweets, hit these 50 funny cat tweets.
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