Great Danes Dogs Have No Idea How BIG They Actually Really Are
Great Danes have a way of stealing the spotlight, mostly because they look far too large to fit into everyday life. Then you see them curled up on a couch, squeezed into a tiny chair, or trying to act like lap dogs, and the whole giant-dog image starts to fall apart.
This collection shows Great Dane puppies and full-grown dogs in all their oversized glory, from awkward growth spurts to sweet moments with their people. The dogs may be massive, but their behavior is often pure comedy, which is exactly why Great Dane photos never get old.
Keep scrolling, because these gentle giants clearly have no idea how big they really are.
1. "3 Months / 6 Months / 12 Months"
2. "How My Parents' Great Dane Puppy Lays On The Ottoman He Outgrew"
3. "He Won't Stop Growing - Send Help"
Some of these puppies outgrow the furniture before anyone is ready.
4. "From Pupper To Woofer In Just 1 Year"
5. "The Park Broke My Dog"
6. "This Big Potato Enjoys The Tiniest Chairs He Could Find"
7. "This Is Shadow. He’s A Lap Dog"
8. "Just A Girl And Her Dane"
9. "She Might Be 6’2” Long, But Lola Is The Gentlest Of Giants"
10. "This Dog Sitting At A Subway"
The size difference never stops being funny.
11. "These Are The Critters That Get To Ride On The Golf Cart"
12. "My Aunt's Goofy Great Dane, Louis"
13. "My Great Dane Puppy's One Year Difference"
14. "My Daughter Was Home Sick One Day. When I Peeked Into Her Room, This Is What I Found"
15. "Boomie Bear Meeting His New Neighbor"
16. "Our Great Derp"
17. "My Two Loves, Waiting For Our Human Baby To Join Us Any Day"
18. "She Loves The Blower"
19. "Lincoln The Dane"
20. "Big House Cow Meets Little House Cow"
A few of them look like they were born to be the center of attention.
It’s the same kind of planning debate as the pet lovers figuring out how to bring a large breed home when the owner already has small dogs.
21. "It's Tiny, Isn't It?"
22. "When You Are Big Snoops That Can't Mind Their Own Business"
23. "This Is Buck, A 10-Week-Old Great Dane Pup. He Has Now Mastered The Sit Command And Is Part Of The Good Boy Club"
24. "Ryder The Great Dane Who Weighs 87 Kg With His Friend Ally The Chihuahua Who Weighs 2 Kg"
25. "Jones Has A Desire To Be A Window Washer When He Grows Up"
26. "Sharing Is Caring"
27. "Nap Time, Little Human. Quit Wiggling"
28. "It's A Melting Dane"
29. "Your Dog Can Fetch A Ball? That's Cute"
30. "Saw A Gentle Giant At The Vet! She Was A Darling And Sat Down With Her Owner While They Waited"
Even the vet waiting room gets a little more entertaining with a Great Dane around.
31. "These Dogs All Pooping At The Same Time"
32. "A Great Dane Riding Shotgun In A Sports Car. Hollywood, California 1961"
33. "7 Weeks And 17 Weeks"
34. "Luna When Our Son Started Getting Scolded"
35. "Let's Just Pretend They're The Same Size"
36. "Anyone, No?"
37. Looking Out The Front Door. "I Made A New Friend, Please Can I Keep Him?"
38. "This 6-Foot Great Dane, Presley, Is Also Known As Scooby-Doo Due To Being Afraid Of Everything, From Tiny Dogs To Plastic Bags And Vacuum Cleaners"
39. "This Other Dog Had Really Big Ears"
40. "My Sister Is Driving 10 Hours Back Home With The Great Dane Puppy She Just Got"
41. "This Puppy"
42. "The Photo My Sister Just Sent Me Of Her Great Dane And The New Puppy They Just Got. Look At It"
43. "Caught River Looking Festive"
44. "Today’s Flight Just Got Interesting"
45. "Biggest Scaredy Cat In The World"
46. "My Dog Thinks He's A Lap Dog When My Grandma Stops By"
47. "I Gave Her A Toilet Paper Tube To Play With, And She Proceeded To Breathe Through It Like This For Over A Minute"
48. "Rut-Row-Raggy"
49. "Once A Lap Dog, Always A Lap Dog"
50. "Our Neighbor Sent Me This Adorable Display Of Pure Joy Between Our Dogs. They Finally Got Him A Stool So He Could Greet His Big Friend Properly"
Great Danes may be huge, but their personalities are even bigger.
Wait until you see the Great Dane that delivered 21 puppies in one go, including how the litter size shocked everyone.
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