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50 Cute But Funny Cat Names That Always Make Vets Laugh And It'll Do The Same For You

Mia
by Mia
15 Mar 2023

Everyday, people are looking for "unique" names to give their children. We frequently hear about infants being given bizarre names by their parents or names that were given to them creatively.

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But it turns out that even animals can have titles that raise eyebrows—if not those of their own species, then at least those of their veterinarians. At least, that's what this popular Twitter conversation suggests.

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All this started when Brittany Means, an author and editor from Albuquerque, New Mexico wrote this her Twitter page:

"One of my greatest joys in life is when Jeff calls the vet to make an appointment and they ask for his name, and he says, Jeff. Then, they ask for our cat's name, and I watch him gather his strength before he tells them, Baby Jeff.”

Many pet owners out there were all too familiar with this, so they seized the chance to use the thread as an opportunity to poke fun at the names of their furry friends. Especially when it's time for a medical visit.

Still, it's crucial to avoid naming your cat anything that might offend someone else when it comes to naming your furball. Keep scrolling and enjoy the viral Twitter thread below.

1. Everyone meet Captain Puff Puff

1. Everyone meet Captain Puff Puff
patriciaoak
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2. This cat owner believes they love the cat more because of his name

2. This cat owner believes they love the cat more because of his name
SuzanneWlaschin

3. Oreo Speedwagon

3. Oreo Speedwagon
VaughanFilms

4. This must really be a great vet

4. This must really be a great vet
notgross
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5. When you have cats called fattie and thinnie

5. When you have cats called fattie and thinnie
BronwynAnn

6. Her Royal Highness is due for her shots

6. Her Royal Highness is due for her shots
AOkhotnik

7. Regular and Ethel are blood donors

7. Regular and Ethel are blood donors
m3h2
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8. Little Sherri is a talkative

8. Little Sherri is a talkative
sherrisberries

9. A cat named Jeff

9. A cat named Jeff
guerrillagoth

10. Gathering the strength to tell them your cat's name

10. Gathering the strength to tell them your cat's name
BrittanyMeansIt
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11. Acting as shocked as you can when you already know the truth

11. Acting as shocked as you can when you already know the truth
charlooottee_

12. The one eyed wonder cat, Rodriguez

12. The one eyed wonder cat, Rodriguez
shush_yo_mouth

13. Meet our little sith lord

13. Meet our little sith lord
TheDangoPilot

14. When your cat's name is Chicken

14. When your cat's name is Chicken
awkward_19

15. Hey, I'd like to book The Terrorist for an appointment

15. Hey, I'd like to book The Terrorist for an appointment
LucyALloyd

16. The other cars named Jeff

16. The other cars named Jeff
danggoodcode

17. The cat has a certificate and it serves as proof

17. The cat has a certificate and it serves as proof
kylaginelleluck

18. Coconut Squirrel it is

18. Coconut Squirrel it is
AuthorClaireG

19. LoL... you're automatically married to your cat

19. LoL... you're automatically married to your cat
ARevelsStocks

20. How do we get a last name change?

20. How do we get a last name change?
Brazen_8

21. Adding the "miss" is very important

21. Adding the
Nancy178

22. Calling to make a follow up appointment

22. Calling to make a follow up appointment
pamz_space

23. The cat is a gentleman

23. The cat is a gentleman
KaitlinLoves

24. Chicken Nugget looks very cute

24. Chicken Nugget looks very cute
tapdancer3450

25. He looks like his name

25. He looks like his name
KvnRaptor

26. Hey, your name is now Hoover

26. Hey, your name is now Hoover
GeorgeWept

27. Lord? Lord Tubbington? I'm laughing already

27. Lord? Lord Tubbington? I'm laughing already
roxxyroxxyroxxy

28. Verified

28. Verified
rae__nee

29. Does Patrick sound funny as a cat name?

29. Does Patrick sound funny as a cat name?
Hey_KeriAnne

30. I like the name too

30. I like the name too
ClareandPresent

31. We're having Power Ranger in today

31. We're having Power Ranger in today
AmFmJen

32. Mister Daisy... Cute

32. Mister Daisy... Cute
LouLouNCowboy

33. When your cat is a doctor of love

33. When your cat is a doctor of love
perryper

34. You can clearly see the bond

34. You can clearly see the bond
grumpy_bisexual

35. The name is already sending me places

35. The name is already sending me places
ftmwillgraham

36. Cone here, my Duchess Bean Bag

36. Cone here, my Duchess Bean Bag
dre_berries

37. The "Mr" is important

37. The
illy_ilz

38. LoL.. I'd laugh too

38. LoL..  I'd laugh too
MilaXX

39. Okay, I'm leaving now

39. Okay, I'm leaving now
punishedmother

40. Enjoy this short story

40. Enjoy this short story
sproudfoot

41. From an adult with two degrees

41. From an adult with two degrees
alexhhart

42. Wait, what did I just read???

42. Wait, what did I just read???
d_poppyseeds

43. He is the King

43. He is the King
chartersny

44. Oh my goodness

44. Oh my goodness
DrDFox1

45. That's a cute cat

45. That's a cute cat
JellyheadNelly

46. Hey Hamster

46. Hey Hamster
TateGutzmerson

47. I luff her too

47. I luff her too
BeeSting14618

48. David is quite the lady

48. David is quite the lady
MeKatedavy

49. Jesse Jackson

49. Jesse Jackson
itsPeaBea

50. Meet my cat, boobs

50. Meet my cat, boobs
harriekd

Choose a name for your cat that makes you happy or something you adore. Your cat cannot understand English, so he is unaware of the significance of his or her name.

Cats pick up on their names fairly rapidly, giving you a chance to command their attention. Drop your own funny cat names below and share this post too.

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