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People Share Their Original Pet Names And We Are Filled With Laughter, Especially Since They Aren't Their Actual Names

Riley
by Riley
20 Mar 2020

I'm definitely included in the majority here that does NOT refer to my dog with her actual name, 99% of the time. She's got so many different names, all of which she knows by heart and responds to.

Her name is Jane, and I get so much grief for that from the people that know me IRL. Probably because it's plain. But it fits her! She's also, Jane Poo. Fat Mama Jama. Janer Poostrum. Fat Mawmaw.

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You get the gist.

What's really funny, is my littles have learned her 'other' names and refer to her with them sometimes and I crack up every, single, time.

One Twitter user posted about calling his dog everything but his true name, of course a slew of people chimed in with what they call their pets. Must be a human thing.

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Excuse me while I pick my favorite from everyone's list of names. Join me!

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1. Monkeybutt hahaha. Love it.

1. Monkeybutt hahaha. Love it.
astroweeks
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2. Awwe.

2. Awwe.
CrysCassette

3. I love the name Michi! Lil Meech Meech.

3. I love the name Michi! Lil Meech Meech.
CaramelSlade

4. Read it in 50-Cent's voice. G-Unit!

4. Read it in 50-Cent's voice. G-Unit!
SandiGreen3
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5. Batty Atty LOL. He looks like Jane!

5. Batty Atty LOL. He looks like Jane!
NinaCIZ

6. Plumbert. Hahahaha

6. Plumbert. Hahahaha
alketrolyat

7. His eyes!

7. His eyes!
CrankyOtter
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8. I love how sophisticated all these names are!

8. I love how sophisticated all these names are!
bretighe3

9. This. Is. The. Best.

9. This. Is. The. Best.
MemphoNewsLady

10. Booty hahaha.

10. Booty hahaha.
Ivys_Life61301
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11. I love this.

11. I love this.
AnneHawley

12. Montasaurus Rex! Yesssss.

12. Montasaurus Rex! Yesssss.
ElijahWHarris

13. Godzilla. Hahahahaha

13. Godzilla. Hahahahaha
Author_Stalker

14. What a random name. LOL

14. What a random name. LOL
bonjerman

15. Marsh Malone! WIN!

15. Marsh Malone! WIN!
hannyboo_boo

16. Poops. Hahahaha

16. Poops. Hahahaha
ColorMeGladd

17. Kodesters. Too funny.

17. Kodesters. Too funny.
adotsaint

18. Fatima hahahaha oh goodness.

18. Fatima hahahaha oh goodness.
mariahchavez2

19. Lil Woof hahaha. People kill me.

19. Lil Woof hahaha. People kill me.
_JustDenver

20. Mavy J. Love.

20. Mavy J. Love.
Alyssa_Proper8

21. Stoaters.

21. Stoaters.
BillieCassin

22. Ridicucat. LOL

22. Ridicucat. LOL
sirosenbaum

23. Pennesy.

23. Pennesy.
PatrickClaybon

24. Her original name! So sweet.

24. Her original name! So sweet.
wishfulll

25. Honey Bear. The sweetest.

25. Honey Bear. The sweetest.
ThomasNewman

26. Pocket Pitty HAHA.

26. Pocket Pitty HAHA.
koolmoebri

27. Noxx. I love it so much! Such a gorgeous boy.

27. Noxx. I love it so much! Such a gorgeous boy.
summmms__

28. I had a Scooby once, we called him ScoobyBoobie most often. LOL

28. I had a Scooby once, we called him ScoobyBoobie most often. LOL
bridienixon

29. Billy Badass! Hahaha.

29. Billy Badass! Hahaha.
rabsycola

30. Braddah. LOL. That's too good!

30. Braddah. LOL. That's too good!
kairaleeeee

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