People Share Their Original Pet Names And We Are Filled With Laughter, Especially Since They Aren't Their Actual Names
I’m definitely in the camp that almost never uses a pet’s actual name. Somehow the nickname pile grows fast, and before long, one dog answers to half a dozen silly variations without missing a beat.
That is exactly the vibe in this story, where one pet owner shared the many names they use for their dog, and other people jumped in with their own ridiculous, affectionate pet nicknames. The result is a parade of names that are funnier than the originals and somehow even more fitting.
By the end, it is hard not to wonder if pets secretly prefer the weird versions anyway.
1. Monkeybutt hahaha. Love it.
2. Awwe.
3. I love the name Michi! Lil Meech Meech.
4. Read it in 50-Cent's voice. G-Unit!
5. Batty Atty LOL. He looks like Jane!
The nicknames only get more unhinged from here.
6. Plumbert. Hahahaha
7. His eyes!
8. I love how sophisticated all these names are!
9. This. Is. The. Best.
10. Booty hahaha.
11. I love this.
12. Montasaurus Rex! Yesssss.
13. Godzilla. Hahahahaha
14. What a random name. LOL
People really committed to the bit with these pet names.
Also, if you love the “Lil Meech Meech, G-Unit” style, you’ll crack up at these funny cat names that always make vets laugh.
15. Marsh Malone! WIN!
16. Poops. Hahahaha
17. Kodesters. Too funny.
18. Fatima hahahaha oh goodness.
19. Lil Woof hahaha. People kill me.
20. Mavy J. Love.
21. Stoaters.
22. Ridicucat. LOL
23. Pennesy.
24. Her original name! So sweet.
And somehow the sweetest nickname in the bunch still lands the hardest.
25. Honey Bear. The sweetest.
26. Pocket Pitty HAHA.
27. Noxx. I love it so much! Such a gorgeous boy.
28. I had a Scooby once; we called him ScoobyBoobie most often. LOL
29. Billy Badass! Hahaha.
30. Braddah. LOL. That's too good!
Honestly, the nicknames are the real story here.
Want more “seriously, who named this?” energy like those shelter pet names stealing the show? Check out these creative shelter animal pet names.
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