People Have Some Important Questions They Need To Ask Dogs
Dogs can be loyal, hilarious, confusing, and somehow still completely impossible to interrogate. They bark, zoom around the house, stare into your soul, and act like every sock is a personal challenge, but the big questions always stay unanswered.
That is exactly why this collection hits so well. It rounds up a bunch of dog-related questions people wish they could ask their pets, from the silly to the strangely specific, and each one feels a little too relatable if you live with a dog.
Some of these are pure comedy, some are oddly thoughtful, and all of them remind us that dogs may know more about us than we know about them. Read on.
1. Because they love you!
2. Zoom? ZOOM!
3. They don't like being surprised?
4. Destiny...
5. AGREED
6. So that they can look you in the eyes. Duh.
7. Why though?
8. Cardio.
9. Would you rather they smelled like fish?
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10. Because they need food to grow!
11. Gross.
12. Are you kink-shaming dogs?
13. Because you ARE.
14. If I'm visiting your house, it's definitely to see your dog.
15. Why do humans fart like dogs?
16. Because we don't let them near the toilet...
17. We need translation, please!
18. I need proof... because... reasons.
19. Butt perfume?
20. Because we yell at them for chewing our socks.
21. Do you like sleeping on the edge? Didn't think so.
22. That's a disgusting image...
23. NO, WE DON'T!
24. Someone research this!
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