Stephen King's Tweets About His Corgi Molly Is The Best Thing On The Internet
Stephen King has a gift for making even the most ordinary pet moments feel like the opening scene of a horror movie. His corgi Molly, better known as the Thing of Evil, has become a running joke online thanks to tweets that turn everyday dog behavior into tiny acts of mischief.
Instead of posting the usual cute pet photos with a simple caption, King keeps giving Molly a dramatic backstory, as if she is always one step away from plotting her next move. The result is a stream of funny, oddly affectionate tweets that make his dog seem both adorable and suspicious at the same time.
And once you start reading them, it is hard not to see Molly as the internet's most charming little menace.
A very special occasion
She will defeat him for sure
King really commits to the bit, and Molly somehow gets funnier every time.
BARK BARK BARK
Nothing but pure doggo thoughts
Sleep tight, pupper
Even the sweetest moments come with a suspicious little twist.
Nothin' but the stuffin'
7. Take the cannoli.
Molly aka The Candy Thief
Her beginnings
"Bark-ruptcies" everywhere
Molly's legend only gets bigger from here.
Also, this weekly dog-dog drama hits close to home for the artist turning her rescue dogs into a comical webtoon.
Thank you, Molly
RUN STEPHEN RUNNNN
Banned for borking too much
WINTER MUST BE DESTROYED
At this point, Molly has fully earned her reputation.
The world must know
Don't even try, Steve
The face of a cold-blooded killer
Nap time!
Moments before the disaster
It's dead now
Molly may be adorable, but Stephen King has made her sound delightfully dangerous.
For more “mood-matching” mayhem, see Mootoo the beagle melting the internet with human-like expressions.
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