Tough Kitten Walks Into Pizza Shop and Declares It Her Domain – The Chef Had No Choice But to Agree
Ratbag the Vandal did not bother with a grand introduction when she walked into Chef Dave's Australian pizza shop, she simply acted like she belonged there. The tiny kitten quickly made herself at home, and Dave soon realized the little stray had no interest in leaving.
What started as a chance encounter turned into a full-time adoption, with Ratbag claiming his shoulder, his kitchen, and eventually the whole house. Dave tried to track down where she came from, but the kitten had other plans and settled in like she had been waiting for him all along.
Now the chef and his fearless feline are locked in a very cute battle for control, and Ratbag seems to be winning.
Meet Ratbag the Vandal

Speaking for the cat, Chef Dave shared on Instagram, “I was doing a lot of talking, and she wasn’t understanding me; eventually, she listened and provided water, chicken, and milk.”
And once Chef Dave realized he’d become a minion, he explained, “Now she is employed full-time on our newly created finger-chewing and cuteness team.”
A team member or a team leader? We all know the truth: Ratbag the Vandal is in charge of all she sees!
That was the moment the kitten officially took over.
She Swaggered One Day into Chef Dave's Pizza Place

And She Decided Not to Leave

She Now Runs the Place

Everything is for Ratbag, from her pillow fort to her obstacle course to Dave's bed. Dave explains that she is a benevolent ruler. “Sometimes she even lets me sleep on my pillows,” Dave says.
Ratbag has adjusted well to her duty as house commander and adores her dad, but she does have to remind him who is in charge now and then.
“What is the point of having a human lackey if he doesn’t focus on the important things?”
Also, this “cat in charge” energy matches the man who won the girlfriend’s cat war by peeing on it at night.
Even the furniture seems to know who the real boss is.
But She Is a Benevolent Ruler

And Wants Attention

Sometimes She Even Lets Me Sleep on My Pillows,” Dave Says

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Chef Dave is, in Ratbag's opinion, the finest lackey ever! He's thrilled with her too, calling her "the staunchest, hardest kitten in the neighborhood."
It is nice to see them getting along so well while fighting for dominance at the same time. What do you think, who will win?
Our money is on the cat. Always bet on the cat...
Ratbag already knows the answer.
He failed three adoptions, then turned into a local legend after the right owner stepped in, check out this “worst dog ever” comeback.