50 Realistically Funny Tweets About Having Cats And Dogs
Cats and dogs have spent thousands of years living with humans, and somehow they still manage to act like complete mysteries. One minute they are adorable, the next they are staring into space, stealing your seat, or making a scene for no obvious reason.
That is exactly why funny pet tweets never get old. The people in these posts are just trying to live their lives, while their cats and dogs turn ordinary moments into tiny disasters, and the internet is happy to watch it all unfold.
So if you need a quick break, here are 50 of the funniest cat and dog tweets making the rounds this week. Read on.
1. It's like looking in the mirror
2. Well, well, well. How the turntables.
3. He just wanted to share this special moment
The pets are already stealing the show.
4. This could have been an email, Barbara
5. You should have warned me about the dangers of having kids, hooman
6. What love language is this?
7. The only great thing to come out of the pandemic
8. There's no such thing as gravity for this fly kitty
9. You stay classy, San Diego
10. Those puppy dog eyes are in full effect
11. They survived because they're half dinosaur, half plant, and 100% adorable
Some of these tweets are doing the absolute most.
12. What in the passive-aggressive behavior is this?
13. Absolutely the best self-portrait in existence
14. The loaf when you leave it too long in the oven
15. This human didn't pass the obvious test to be Alfred
16. Those are two celebrities: Harry Styles and Mr. Peanutbutter
17. You're never too old or too much of a cat to stop learning
18. He looks like someone who would start a questionable podcast
19. What is Christmas? Why is snow? Who is dog?
20. The only correct way to use couch cushions
21. At least 4 is correct because there are 5 of those magical kittens
A few of these are pure chaos in the best way.
Elegant one moment, total chaos the next, just like these cats proving they’re natural-born entertainers.
22. When your dog has a more active social life than you
23. Lower back pain is no joke
24. Where's the Amazon link, you cowards!
25. Be careful; you could be agreeing to some late-night cat burglar-ing
26. He'll be training the new recruits in no time
27. That's a wonderful collection! Although the last one will gather dust quickly.
28. He's the senior paw-grammer
29. It's a new agricultural technique to yield more banana-cats
30. This is the exact reason why voice-to-text was invented
The captions keep getting better and better.
31. Your dogs will always remind you how loved you are, especially when you're a minute late for their dinner
32. It was a very important exchange
33. Most expensive art collection in that house
34. It's the hottest item in doggy fashion
35. Her name is Junebug, not Pennywise, you jerks
36. That's how bad things are
37. Do not drive under the influence, folks
38. He's not trying to guilt you or anything, but claws are about to come out if you don't act fast
39. Don't forget to thank him for his service
40. Do not say anything and demand your shark of a lawyer immediately
41. MooOooom! Look, Bunny took all my toys again!
42. Does she look sorry because she ate all the cheese, or because she got caught?
At this point, the pets are clearly running the household.
43. Get in, losers; we're going to the dog park
44. She wanted to record your drunken mumblings
45. What word was he trying to spell?
46. They were essential to the paper
47. How long did it take to fashion that stylish coat? The dog deserves treats for holding its pee that long.
48. Enough; you're too happy now
49. The new sequel to the Dr. Seuss book looks exciting
50. This is more newsworthy
Pet people are going to keep sharing these forever.
For more “cat disaster” energy, read these ROFL-worthy cat tweets.
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