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If You're A Dog Parent, You'll Find These "Thoughts of Dog" Tweets Smashingly Relatable

Holly
by Holly
30 Jun 2021

There's the dog lover, then there's the dog parent. And yes, there's a big difference. For example, a dog lover loves all dogs equally. But for a dog parent, only his or hers is the greatest dog in the entire planet. A dog lover also gets to take selfies alone, stress-free. But dog parents couldn't help but take photos with their dogs and share them to the world.

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If you're a dog parent, you must be wondering what your dog thinks all the time. How do you think your dog feels when you have to go to work? When you have friends coming over? The tweeter account Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) share what dogs think in a daily basis, and they're super hilarious and on point. And if you're a dog parent, you'll understand these tweets too well.

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1. Dogs are amazing matchmakers

at the park today. i noticed the human glancing at another human. so i made my way over. and sat on their foot. forcing my human to come apologize for me. i am a matchmaker

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) November 16, 2019
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2. This is the motivation you need today

i know you have a lot going on right now. so i just want to say. i think you’re doing great

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) May 2, 2019

3. When your dog gets too comfortable with your guests

the human invited some frens over. and one of them is sitting on the floor. gently rubbing my ears. they refer to me as the squishy wonder. and if my human doesn’t step it up. i’m going home with them

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) September 29, 2019

4. When you finally caught your tail but hooman isn't around

i caught my tail today. it wasn’t for long. but i did it. my stuffed fren sebastian saw it happen. and he can vouch for me

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) June 18, 2018
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5. My heart is melting!

Have you ever caught your doggo sleeping in your bed or beside a piece of clothing? That's because it misses you and wants to smell you so bad.

the human decided to go out tonight. they promised they’d be back soon. so i’m not worried at all. i realized they forgot their jacket. and it smells like they’re still here. so it will be my new bed. until they return

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) December 15, 2019

6. Dog parents become instant surgeon

i was playing with my stuffed fren sebastian. when his arm fell all the way off. there’s no need to worry. because among many other things. my human is a surgeon

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) May 22, 2019

7. What Monday feels like

gooooob morning. today is full of possibilities. maybe i’ll do things. or maybe i won’t

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) September 12, 2018
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8. When your dog starts to show your visitors its puppy eyes

there are many humans in the household right now. and they all seem to have snacks. so i’m going to convince each and every one of them. that i have not eaten. in several weeks

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) November 28, 2019

9. Happy feet, butt shake, and wiggly tale

i hear a noise. i think it’s the garaGE DOOR. IT IS THE GARAGE DOOR. THE HUMAN IS HOME. AND MY FEETS. THEY ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) September 13, 2019

10. Let the chasing game begin.

i have stolen a yogurt lid. from the trash. it’s nothing personal. i was just feeling angsty. but now the human is chasing me. and i have no choice. but to evade them spectacularly

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) July 7, 2018
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11. Too early to cry

sometimes. i'll lean against your leg. and it's not because. i'm afraid to lose my balance. it's just that. i'm afraid to lose you

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) January 21, 2019

12. They always have their way to make hoomans happy

sometimes. the human gets sad. and i don’t know why. but if i jump. in their lap. and stay there. i can usually fix it

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) January 15, 2018

13. When you have to leave your dog for work :(

gooooob morning. i was watching from the window. as the human left to go do whatever they do. and i guess they saw me. because they ran back inside. to give a few extra pats. before leaving again

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) June 26, 2018

14. When your dog welcomes your guests

the human has a new fren coming over tonight. and i’ve prepared. a simple entrance survey for them

6. do you like me
c. how much do you like me
2. do you jump in puddles
a. i like to jump in puddles
b. can i lick your ear
3. do you like me
7. i’m already licking your ear

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) February 3, 2019

15. Snuggle marathon it is.

the human. stayed home. today. you know what that means? snuggle. marathon

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) November 24, 2017

16. Dog parents freak out when they see their dog swallow something

gooooob morning. i found a button. and decided to swallow it. but before i could. the human jumped on me. from like. three rooms away. i guess. this particular button. means a lot to them

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) December 3, 2017

17. They knew it all along

the human likes to cover my eyes with my ears. and pretend there’s been a power outage. i go along with this. because it makes them very happy

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) April 10, 2019

18. Going to a party with dog hair in your dress

the human. and the human’s fren. are all dressed up to go out. and once again. my fren and i. don’t seem to be invited.. the good news is. i jumped on them both. so pieces of me. will be tagging along. whether they like it. or not

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) February 15, 2018

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