How One Mom's Hilarious, Anger-Filled Rant to Adopt Out Her Rooster Teaches Us All a Lesson
Not all house pets are created equal, and not every human realizes it before it's too late.
Even when considering 'normal' pets like cats and dogs, it can be easy for humans to get in way over their heads. However, when it comes to slightly more obscure animals being taken in, it can really be a wake-up call when the reality and gravity of one's situation settle in.
This is precisely what happened to one woman in particular when she realized what a huge mistake it was to bring home a rooster. Despite what appears to be evidently clear from Denell McCaul's Facebook profile, her status as a die-hard animal lover had its limits, and that line was crossed when her epic, anger-fueled rant about her pet rooster went viral.
Right off the bat, Denell states that the rooster is 'free to a good home,' but she's not above tossing in a few bucks herself to get it gone as quickly as possible.
Fair warning, by the way: her rant is NSFW, but it's hilarious and definitely a must-read.
Denell Dr. Shefali Tsabary, a renowned parenting expert, emphasizes the importance of understanding our emotions in challenging situations: "When we express our frustrations, we not only release pent-up energy but also model emotional honesty for our children." In her own humorous yet poignant way, Denell captures this sentiment:
FREE to a good home. Well, any home really. At this point, I don’t give a shit what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk goes to: ASSHOLE ROOSTER. He’s the perfect rooster if your alarm is broken and you need to be awake at 5:30 a.m. That is his only setting: 5:30…
And that's definitely not where the rant ended...
Denell continued...
He has no snooze button but will be quiet just long enough for you to fall back asleep, and then he’ll start back up with his obnoxious cock-a-doodle-doing right outside your windows. It’s like he knows where you sleep and can zone in on that particular window, so maybe he has some sort of special x-ray vision that allows him to see sleeping people behind walls. He is also a perfect rooster if you want to start running… around your yard… while you’re trying to get away from him.
...And continued...
…So, if you’re looking for an alarm clock with the only setting being 5:30 a.m., a personal trainer, and a dance instructor, I have the perfect rooster that can fill all three of those positions FOR FREE! But you’re coming out to catch this asshole; I want to see your first interpretive dance lesson.
Just look at that face.
So, what did we learn from Denell's misery? Know what you're getting into. Roosters are kind of notorious for this behavior.
I don't know about you, but this rooster seems pretty awesome. I'd adopt him in a heartbeat! Less-than-perfect animals are always being dumped on the street or in shelters. For example, these cats are FAR from perfect, but they still found a beautiful, loving home despite their very obvious flaws.
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