Dog Parents Have Decided To Talk Smack About Their Furry Kids Online And It's Absolutely Hilarious
Pet people can be a little too proud of their furry roommates, especially when every cute moment gets posted online. But once the jokes start, it turns out plenty of dog parents are more than willing to admit their pets are a little messy, dramatic, or just plain ridiculous.
That is exactly what happened after one Twitter user encouraged people to roast their own dogs, and the replies quickly turned into a hilarious pile-on. From clingy chaos to suspicious behavior, the thread shows that loving a pet and making fun of it can go hand in hand.
Some of these dogs sound like absolute menaces, and the comments only make the whole thing better. Read on.
1. So here's the Tweet that started it all...
2. And as you can see, people quickly took to the idea
Get him a trophy! "World's Best Mop Stop"
4. This dog looks like it just came to have a good time, and it's feeling really attacked right now.
5. Hide and go seek will really wear you out after several hours.
Some of these dogs are taking the roast personally.
6. Can someone link me to where I can buy this upgrade for my dog? Thanks!
7. I can hear this picture.
12. ... I'm sure there's a story behind this. I'm just not sure if I really want to hear it.
The next few replies get even more unhinged.
This is the same vibe as the kids who swear their pets are human twins, like the 8-year-old.
8. Everybody needs a little help from their friends...
9. Walk. Carry. What's the real difference?
10. Burglars are scary, duh.
11. Gordon: The King of No F**ks Land
This one definitely has a backstory.
13. Only two free meals a day? What is this, poverty?
14. Is your dog a stoner?
That dog is not impressed with the arrangement.
15. That's just a case of natural selection.
16. Oh, perfect!
17. Hit them where it hurts: the haircut.
Some pets really do deserve the side-eye.
For more pet-proofing gone wrong, see how “No Pets Allowed” dads became best friends forever in 21 photos.
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