Do You Want A Boyfriend Or A Dog? We Have A Few Ways To Figure It Out!
Sometimes the question is not whether you want company, it is what kind of company makes the most sense. A boyfriend can sound appealing when you are lonely, but so can a dog, especially when you want affection without the drama.
This playful comparison walks through a list of common relationship cravings, from secrets and snuggles to loyalty and late-night comfort. Each one asks the same thing in a different way, and the answers are not always as obvious as they seem.
By the end, the choice gets a lot more interesting than it first sounds.
1. Are you seeking companionship?
Get a dog. I mean, we already started out with dogs being "man's best friend." They're woman's best friend, too. Your best friend!
Some choices are easier to make when you strip away the romance.
2. Looking for someone to divulge your secrets to?
Definitely get a dog. Your dog will always listen, and your dog will never betray your trust.
3. Looking for a partner in crime?
Get a dog. There are tons of breeds out there, and they all have different skill sets that ensure one of them is perfect for your partner in crime. Whether you have a super active lifestyle and need a dog to climb mountains and jog with, or if you just like to lounge around and relax, a dog will definitely be a better solution than the troubles of a boyfriend.
4. Looking for someone to depend on you?
Time to get a dog! Your dog will depend on you for comfort, food, water, love, and companionship as much as you will depend on your dog, too. It's almost starting to sound like the perfect relationship.
5. Do you feel like you need someone to defend your honor?
Get yourself a dog! No one will ever be allowed to hurt your honor when your doggo is around. He will be your doggo in shining armor.
That is where the comparison starts to get a little ridiculous.
For more “why dogs win” energy, check out 50 adorable pictures showing the case for getting a dog.
6. Are you searching for unconditional love?
Definitely a dog. No human being can ever love you the way a dog will love you.
7. Need someone to snuggle with at night?
Definitely a dog. They are so snuggly and lovey-dovey. Surely there is no one and nothing better to snuggle with at night than a doggo!
8. Looking for sex?
Um, definitely get yourself a boyfriend. Do not, I repeat, do NOT have sex with dogs.
9. What's your verdict?
Do you want a dog or a boyfriend? I'm willing to bet you want a dog.
In the end, the answer depends on what kind of trouble you want at home.
Still torn between your boyfriend and an aggressive dog? See who online says was right: the girlfriend who chose the dog.
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