32 Owners Shared The Funniest Reasons Dogs Got Kicked Out Of Daycare
Doggy daycare is supposed to be the safe, cheerful solution for busy owners, a place where dogs can play, nap, and burn off energy while their humans are at work. Most of the time, that works out just fine, but every daycare has a few regulars who turn the whole setup into a comedy of errors.
In this roundup, dog owners shared the funniest reasons their pets got kicked out, asked not to return, or simply proved they were too much for the group. Some were mischievous, some were dramatic, and some seemed to treat daycare like a personal rebellion.
By the end, it is hard not to wonder which dogs were the real troublemakers and which ones were just misunderstood. Read on.
1. This dog should go to an advanced puppy school instead!
2. Having one friend is better than none!
3. Perhaps the "time out" pen should be a little more industrial to contain all these naughty doggies.
4. When you're in timeout, but at least you have a friend.
5. Sometimes, when we get nervous, our bodies don't cooperate.
6. Sometimes it sounds like more of a human error than a doggy error, and this is definitely one of those times.
7. How can a puppy not be mature enough for preschool?!
8. This ladies' man could use some manners.
9. This dog said revolution!
10. This Staffordshire Bull Terrier has quite the reputation at doggy daycare.
11. There is something off about being asked to leave an obedience class! Aren't they supposed to be helping?
12. A puppy school for naughty dogs sounds like something that is very necessary.
13. This Great Dane is a tattle tale.
It’s the same “draw the line for abused dogs” energy as dog lovers defending canine friends against abuse.
14. This husky decided it would be the architect of a revolution.
15. This dog started an actual street gang, and I love that for them.
16. Y'all ever been so jealous that you eat couch cushions?
17. Even dogs can have friendship troubles.
18. These sheepdogs are really just showing business acumen and preparing for their future careers.
19. It is always the most innocent-looking bullies!
20. This dog kind of deserved it.
21. Other dogs just need to learn to play in a more gentle way.
22. At what point does headbutting become excessive?
23. Dogs being shifted between large and small is like humans being shifted between age groups.
24. If he could say, "Sorry for being a gentleman," he would!
25. When you and your friend decide to be the boss, but it doesn't go down well.
26. Some of these dogs could use a "bullying is not okay" lecture.
If there was an anti-bullying seminar for dogs, all of these should attend! And if the seminar doesn't work, they will probably gang up and take over the world, and we will have no choice but to watch them.
27. This sounds like some victim-blaming behavior to me!
28. "And I would do it again, if I could!"
29. Does picking a new victim every day still mean they meet the "good boy" criteria?
30. These dogs need to learn how to suppress their revolutionary urges.
31. This is the face of someone who committed a crime and got away with it.
At least she got a warning note first before it led to disciplinary action!
32. This golden retriever chose chaos.
I shudder to think what "mass hysteria" looks like in a dog kennel.
Some of these dogs are just straight-up bullies, right? Is it my imagination, or do some of these dogs sound like little terrors who have not thrived in this environment and would perhaps be more suited to a stricter obedience school?
Which is okay, we're not all made to be social creatures, but surely, it must be a little bit embarrassing to be told that your dog is not welcome in one of the friendliest places on Earth: doggy daycare. Are you a dog owner whose dog has been told that it is no longer welcome?
Make sure you share all your funny stories about your beloved dogs and their adventures in daycare in the comments below.
For a park meltdown that turned into blame, read how a 120-lb dog pinned a pup.
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