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If You're Having a Hard Time Choosing Your Next Dog, This Hilarious Dog Breed Guide Will Come in Handy

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by Sophia
19 Feb 2018

Picking a dog sounds simple until you start comparing breeds and realize just how many personalities are packed into the canine world. Some are fluffy, some are intimidating, and some are so similar that even experienced dog lovers might do a double take.

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That is exactly the fun of Little Tunny's guide, which sorts dogs into big, medium, and small categories while poking fun at the way we judge them at first glance. The result is a playful lineup that makes familiar breeds feel brand new.

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By the end, you may find yourself looking at your favorite breed a little differently.

1. Husky

Dobermann dog breed guide listing, alongside German Shepherd next option
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2. Dobermann

2. Dobermann
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3. German Shepherd

3. German Shepherd
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4. Pit Bulls

4. Pit Bulls
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Big dogs really do make the whole joke land.

5. Labs

Pit Bulls section heading, continuing with Great Dane and Rottweiler options
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6. Great Dane

6. Great Dane
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7. Rottweiler

7. Rottweiler
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8. Yorkshire Terrier

8. Yorkshire Terrier
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Once the list starts shrinking, the comparisons get even funnier.

Dream purebred dog stories, plus the wholesome reactions from canine lovers who finally got theirs.

9. Bernese Mountain Dog

9. Bernese Mountain Dog
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10. Pug

Bernese Mountain Dog entry in dog breed guide, followed by Border Collies and Golden Retriever
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11. Border Collies

11. Border Collies
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12. Golden Retriever

12. Golden Retriever
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The final stretch keeps the same playful energy.

13. Poodles and Doodles

13. Poodles and Doodles
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14. Bulldog

14. Bulldog
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15. Newfoundland

15. Newfoundland
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Somehow, the whole guide makes choosing a favorite even harder.

Wondering how to match a large breed with your small-dog household? See the advice from pet lovers planning for big dogs when they already have small ones.

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