Zoos Rate Their Animals By Giving Them Reviews and The Results Are Hilarious
Zoos have found a surprisingly funny way to win over the internet, and it starts with animal reviews. Instead of star ratings for kitchen gadgets or sneakers, these posts turn lions, koalas, penguins, and other residents into the kind of products people cannot stop talking about.
The Oregon Zoo helped kick off the trend by sharing playful write-ups that make each animal feel like a tiny celebrity with a personality problem. Other zoos and animal centers picked up the idea, and the results are equal parts adorable and absurd.
From fluffy favorites to the weirdest little details, these reviews are worth a look. Read on.
At least no batteries to buy!
The first batch already sets the tone for the whole joke.
*high koalaty*
Some of these reviews are way too specific to be accidental.
Seriously, the cutest thing I've seen today.
That is not the kind of detail you forget easily.
They said it smells strangely of fish...
Even the complaints somehow make the animals more lovable.
Also loves pets :)
That one feels like a personal endorsement.
Scandalous!
Apparently, some of them have a little bite to match the charm.
Watch out for the teeth!
That is a very enthusiastic discovery.
TIL!
Now the reviews are getting dangerously relatable.
This is the same kind of chaotic cuteness as the 31 funniest animal memes that will boost your mood for the workweek.
I could never return the little guy, though!
That is exactly how these posts keep winning people over.
*secretly enjoys Pepsi*
Somehow, the animals keep getting funnier.
That's quite the difference!
The contrast is half the joke.
Floof for days
At this point, the fluff is doing most of the work.
I just want to scoop this lil dude right up!
That reaction feels extremely on brand.
Where'd his toe go?!
Now the captions are getting wonderfully unhinged.
Eeeeee!
That is the sound of the internet fully losing it.
What is this even?
Even the confusion is part of the charm.
Cute feet are a key feature
That is a very committed review style.
Hayyyyy there!
The animals are clearly the stars here.
And reflective to boot!
That is the kind of bonus feature nobody expected.
He seems fast.
And that is exactly why these zoo reviews work so well.
Before you go, check out the educational, surprisingly cute animal facts that will steal your heart.
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