Intelligent Crows Stick Up For Their Human Friend Against Bully Neighbor By Vandalizing His Car For Years
Some neighbors make apartment life awkward, and some turn it into a years-long feud. In this story, OP moved into a complex and immediately ran into a hostile neighbor who took issue with a disabled parking spot and started making life difficult.
OP and their partner are quiet, introverted, and careful not to bother anyone, but that did not stop the neighbor from filing false complaints and acting entitled about the parking situation. Meanwhile, OP had been building a friendship with the local crows by feeding them regularly, and the birds clearly noticed who was kind to them.
Then the neighbor damaged OP's car and walked away, and that is when the crows decided to get involved. Read on.
The crows took responsibility to enact vengeance against the rude neighbor.
OP woke up one day to hear the neighbors frantically yelling about someone damaging their car. It was dented and had scratches all over it.
They were convinced OP was behind this and set up cameras facing the sidewalk and the car in hopes of finding the culprit.
OP went on their weekly routine of feeding the crows and waited by the window to see who was damaging the neighbor's car.
After eating all of OP's treats, the crows did something unexpected yet brilliant. They flew over the annoying neighbor's car, high enough that the cameras couldn't catch them while carrying rocks, and subsequently dropped those rocks one by one to damage the car.
The rude neighbor never caught the vandals damaging their car. The crows kept doing this for years until the neighbor eventually moved out, never knowing who was behind the crime.
Illegally parked project cars? What a noodle.
Imagine being mean to birds.
"My friends were getting back at him for me."
Never be an a**hole to crows.
Even if you wrong just one of them, a murder will descend on you.
They are super smart, so smart that they will remember your face.
This also feels like the Redditor battling a neighbor who dumped fried chicken remains to “feed the squirrels”.
Their offspring will never let you rest either.
This also applies to magpies.
See? They love their humans.
It truly was an amazing read.
It was also awesome to witness firsthand, according to OP.
How smart are crows exactly?
Smarter than some humans, apparently.
How fast did they catch on that it was the neighbor's car?
How come the annoying neighbors didn't suspect it was the crows?
If you apologize, the benevolent crows could possibly forgive you.
It was a work of art that they created for free frequently, according to OP.
Can't resist the puns when the story is this good.
It really was awesome.
The best part is they did it for four years while the neighbors were clueless.
Number one priority on our to-do list.
The glaring lesson in this story is to never get on a crow's bad side. They are smart enough to find you and do the maximum damage possible without getting caught.
Plus, don't be a jerk to your neighbors who are doing nothing wrong. The handicapped parking spot is not for you, an able-bodied person, to fulfill your passion projects; it actually has a purpose.
Want revenge like the landlord who kept a deposit over a dying tree? See how she retaliated with catnip seeds.
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