Intelligent Crows Stick Up For Their Human Friend Against Bully Neighbor By Vandalizing His Car For Years

There's a reason why a group of crows is called a 'murder'

Chelsi

• Published in Animals
• March 6, 2022

This story has a satisfying ending involving humans, crows, and illegally parked vehicles. OP (original poster) moved into an apartment complex, on their first day of living there, their neighbor began bullying them.

Reason? He was inconvenienced that OP, a person with a disability, was parking on the handicapped spot beside the curb and the neighbor can no longer use it as a parking spot for one of his 6 project cars.

The neighbor even filed false noise complaints against OP and their partner. The reality is, the newly moved-in couple are introverts and they try their best to avoid making unnecessary noises.

As for the crows, OP noticed that their complex has a decent population of crows. OP has always liked the birds and decided to befriend them.

OP researched crow diets and went to the grocery to shop for the birds. Every few days, OP goes out with cut-up fruits and grains to the crows' favorite tree to feed them.

Eventually, the smart crows realized OP's good deed. They figured out the dates that OP will come out with some tasty snack and they hang out on the tree during those specific days.

One day, OP's neighbor backed up on OP's parked car but instead of taking responsibility for it, the annoying neighbor sped away as if nothing happened. OP was yelling at the neighbor for damaging their car.

Here's where the crows come in this petty revenge story. OP's neighbors had always hated the crows; they yelled at them and shooed them away and as luck would have it, the crows hated them, too.

When the car incident happened, the police did nothing and OP thought that was the end of the ordeal. Apparently, the crows had a different idea.

The crows took responsibility to enact vengeance against the rude neighbor.

OP woke up one day hearing the neighbors frantically yelling about someone damaging their car. It was dented and had scratched all over it.

They were convinced OP was behind this and set up some cameras facing the sidewalk and the car in the hopes of finding the culprit.

OP went on their weekly routine of feeding the crows and waited by the window to try and see who was damaging the neighbor's car.

After eating all of OP's treats, the crows did something unexpected but brilliant. They flew over the annoying neighbor's car, high enough that the camera can't catch them while carrying rocks, and subsequently drop those rocks one by one to damage the car.

The rude neighbor never caught the vandals damaging their car. The crows kept doing this for years until the neighbor eventually moved out without knowing who was behind the crime.

Illegally parked project cars? What a noodle.

Imagine being mean to birds.

"My friends were getting back at him for me."

Never be an a**hole to crows

Even if you wrong just one of them, a murder will descend on you

They are super smart, so smart that they will remember your face

Their offsprings will never let you rest either

This also applies to magpies

See? They love their humans

It truly was an amazing read

It was also awesome to witness firsthand according to OP

How smart are crows exactly?

Smarter than some human apparently

How fast did they catch on that it was the neighbors car?

How come the annoying neighbors didn't suspect it was the crows?

If you apologize, the benevolent crows could possibly forgive you

It was a work of art that they created for free frequently according to OP

Can't resist the puns when the story is this good

It really was awesome

The best part is they did it for 4 years while the neighbors were clueless

Number one priority on our to-do list

The glaring lesson in this story is to never get on a crow's bad side. They are smart enough to find you and do the maximum damage possible without getting caught.

Plus, don't be a j*rk to your neighbors who are doing nothing wrong. The handicapped parking spot is not for you, you able-bodied person, to fulfill your passion projects, it actually has a purpose.

Chelsi